viernes, 13 de enero de 2012

LA TRILOGÍA DEL FOKUS (capítulo final)

AMANECER (capítulo final)

En esto que estas chicas son atacadas por dos gilipollas, el gordo y el flaco, Gerrry Lewis y Dean Martin, un gordo hijo puta calvo y un calvito con cabeza de chupa chips, que se lanzan como aves de rapiña a lo que no podía cubrir, la Madonna y Elvira, que se la va a hacer.  El gordo hijo puta no es problema, es gordo y no tiene nada que hacer, de hecho Madonna escapa y me coge de la cintura para que la proteja dejando sola a Elvira para mi disgusto.  Pero esto no acaba aquí, me presentan a gordo y al Chupa chips, ni les miro a la cara, escoria, deshecho, lamentable, QUE NO QUIERO CONOCER TÍOS.



Por joder, me las llevé a pedir a la barra a las cuatro con la excusa de que conocían al camarero y para mi desgracia oigo a Elvira que dice…es mono no?  Mierda, cuando una tía pide permiso es que lo va hacer, ante eso no tengo dudas y paso de ella.  Y mi amigo dale que dale.



Mientras se consuma el rollo entre Elvira y el soplapollas seguí hablando, contando historias del Venezia y de la facultad, y cuando se percataron de que se enrollaban me empiezan: ¡qué fuerte no!, ¡pero serán tontas!.





Les dije que me invitaran al café del domingo para cuando estén que tal ,que tal cosa, que genera más algazara, pero la verdad es que no estaba para algazaras, supongo que será la sensación de que alguien consiga lo que yo no puedo, argggghhh.



Consumándose todo, un acercamiento: mi amigo que con un susurro se me acerca al oído y después de un  Que tal, me pide las llaves del coche, y yo le respondo que no pero que si Carla quiere vamos a casa y cada uno a su cuarto.



Ante una respuesta afirmativa, le digo a Arazeli que me voy, me da dos besos y me coge de la mano, siento su calidez, y su dedo medio acariciando mi palma. Dios, ahora esto no por favor, pero el deber es el deber, le doy otros dos besos y le digo que nos veremos.  Cojo a Madonna de su hombro desnudo y efectúo la misma operación Esta va muy borracha y no me coge de la mano, tampoco entiendo nada, finalmente Dredd, que me coge del hombro y me da dos besos, espera verme, mira que bien.  A Elvira por razones obvias no le digo nada. 



Luego me doy cuanta que Joey está encadenado, no puede dar dos pasos, Carla debe de ser Judoka, nunca he visto una inmovilización mejor hecha, o un marcaje tan bien efectuado desde el de Santos a Eddie Jonson en la Final Four de Zaragoza.



Trincamos el coche, y tras una conversación de qué música le gusta a Carla llegamos a casa y no puedo decir más, solo decir que un servidor se puso a leer la venganza de D. Mendo de Pedro Muñoz Seca bajo la banda sonora del desabrochar de cinturones y el ruido de las paredes.



(Autor: General Golpeador)
(Edición corregida, custodiada y editada por Peter Piquers)
Otoño 2005.

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